We were First…

In a story we broke long before anyone else, Hillary Clinton has been declared the winner of the Michigan Democratic Primary with 55% of the vote. In second was Uncommitted with 40%. With this being by far the best showing yet for Uncommitted, he hopes he can use his performance in Michigan as a springboard for success in Nevada.

“This was a clear vote that people are not happy with the status-quo,” proclaimed Uncommitted at a support rally,”and we will take our message to Nevada and beyond!”

Hillary was unavailable for comment.

She did it agian…

This just in! Hillary Clinton had won her second primary of the 2008 Presidential race after being declared the winner of the Michigan Democratic Primary with 99% of the vote. Of course she was the only one on the ballot and the state has been stripped of all its delegates by the DNC for moving its primary before February 5th so it doesn’t really matter but that hasn’t dampened Clinton’s joy.

“This was a clear vote for change and experience,” say Clinton, “the people voice was heard and they said they wanted Hillary.”

There must be Something in the Water in New Hampshire

I’m still trying to wrap my head around how John McCain is doing as well as he is. Just six months ago he was one of the big two supporters of the proposed immigration bill often known as the “Amnesty Bill” that had so many calling to voice their outrage over it they crashed the Senate phone system. Six months ago just ago everyone who consider themselves “conservative” hated McCain’s guts.

It seems everyone has already forgotten, and of course McCain isn’t in a rush to remind anyone. I saw an ad of his saying that he makes a lot of people angry listing special interest group, friends of pork barrel spending and lobbyists. Not on the list, Americans who didn’t like his “Amnesty Bill.” And quite frankly I’m shocked that none of his opponents, particularly Mitt Romney, haven’t pointed that out yet.

My Hats Off…

…To Hillary Clinton for her amazing, uh, “comeback” in New Hampshire Primary.

Oh, by the way, the crying was a nice touch. I didn’t know that the Frigid Bitch model Fembot has tear ducts. You learn something new everyday.

Will Someone please shoot the Pollsters?

I have had enough of all these damn polls the media is shoving down our throats. They had been all wrong so far this year, not one of the people predicted to win in Iowa and N.H. have won. It’s time that all these pollsters just shut the hell up because you’re not doing anything useful.

I don’t want to hear poll numbers, I want to hear what the candidates position on issues is, something that is buried by all these damn polls!

So, Hillary, I Have a Question for You…

Dear Hillary Clinton,

One of your campaign slogans is “Ready for CHANGE.” If you are really all about “change” then why was it that just everybody standing behind you at your Iowa rally was a bunch of old-farts from Bill’s administration? I mean nothing says “change” to me like seeing the walking dead, a.k.a. Madeleine Albright, on stage with you and having flashbacks to 1996.

Just thought I would point that out to you as it’s up there with “Mission Accomplished” behind Bush on the aircraft carrier.

Signed,

6 Angry Mules & 1 Jackass