Why Even Pay Tuition?

This semester I’m taking a Graphic Design class that is required by my major. To my horror the whole class is done on Macs. I hate Macs, I don’t even own an iPod, I have a Zune instead. You can’t right click with a Mac, and I love my right click.

To make matters worst, we have to pay a fee to be able to use the “Mac Lab” on top of the tuition I paid for the class so I old hack and tell things I already know. But of course I have to take the class because it is required and they don’t let you opt out. And we don’t know if we’ll be able to use the computers next class because they’re putting Leopard on all the Macs. All the PCs on campus are still perfectly function with XP!

Ah, college…

Apple Geeks, your time has come!

According to Forbes.com, the Army is mixing Macs into its network in an attempt to make it harder for hackers to get in. The theory is by randomly placing the Macs in the network, would-be hackers will be thrown for a loop.

Apple geeks, your time has come!

Until now, bitches like Justin Long would be the only people affected by a Mac virus

Until now, Macs have pretty much flown under the hacker radar because of the small and unimportant user base. What hacker worth anything would waste their time writing a virus that would only piss off a bunch of winy-ass poser bitches in the Village, when you could hack Window-based machines that would f-up banks, schools, and the Pentagon? But now, will a meaningful target, it’s only a matter of time until the landslide starts.

And it’s going to be ugly. I bet your average Mac user is woefully under-protected from outside threats because of Apple’s own advertising of “Macs don’t get viruses.” They better start looking in the “Anti-Virus” section of download.com.