Will Someone please shoot the Pollsters?

I have had enough of all these damn polls the media is shoving down our throats. They had been all wrong so far this year, not one of the people predicted to win in Iowa and N.H. have won. It’s time that all these pollsters just shut the hell up because you’re not doing anything useful.

I don’t want to hear poll numbers, I want to hear what the candidates position on issues is, something that is buried by all these damn polls!

So, Hillary, I Have a Question for You…

Dear Hillary Clinton,

One of your campaign slogans is “Ready for CHANGE.” If you are really all about “change” then why was it that just everybody standing behind you at your Iowa rally was a bunch of old-farts from Bill’s administration? I mean nothing says “change” to me like seeing the walking dead, a.k.a. Madeleine Albright, on stage with you and having flashbacks to 1996.

Just thought I would point that out to you as it’s up there with “Mission Accomplished” behind Bush on the aircraft carrier.

Signed,

6 Angry Mules & 1 Jackass