In a story we broke long before anyone else, Hillary Clinton has been declared the winner of the Michigan Democratic Primary with 55% of the vote. In second was Uncommitted with 40%. With this being by far the best showing yet for Uncommitted, he hopes he can use his performance in Michigan as a springboard for success in Nevada.
“This was a clear vote that people are not happy with the status-quo,” proclaimed Uncommitted at a support rally,”and we will take our message to Nevada and beyond!”
Hillary was unavailable for comment.
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